December 2009
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Today is worse than yesterday.
Today I miss him.
Dec 29th
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Dec 27th
Dec 27th
Dwight Prank.
Dwight: Where is my desk?
Jim: That is weird...
Dwight: This is not. funny. This is totally unprofessional!
Jim: Okay, well you're the one who lost the desk
Dwight: I didn't lose my desk
Jim: calm down, where was the last place you saw it?
Dwight: okay, who moved my desk?!
Jim: I think you should retrace your steps
Dwight: I am going to tell Michael and this entire office will be punished! *goes towards Michael's office door*
Jim: Colder..warmer..little warmer..warmer..warmer...warmer..colder..cold cold cold back up..warmer...red..red hot!..hot very hot *ends up in the toilet*
*Kevin flushes and comes out of a cubicle with a candle which he procedes to blow out*
Dwight: wash your hands Kevin
Dec 26th
Dec 26th
I love family gatherings. epic
Dec 25th
“I have been standing in this line all day and if this line is any indication of...”
– Dwight, The Office - speaking at a shareholders conference for Dunder Mifflin.
Dec 23rd
Enhancement not replacement
Getting a new puppy doesn’t mean that I’ve forgotten Napoleon. It means that as a family we’re ready to accept a new soul into our lives, one who will not replace our dear Napes, but one who will enhance the memory of him, and make him feel more real to us. Hence the different sex and breed. It’s not about replacement. it’s centred around enhancement.
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Dec 17th
The trouble with guilt
Ever get that huge guilty feeling where you know you should be doing something but you aren’t? and no matter where you go or what you do, it’s always there, hanging over your head like an ominous guillotine ready to snap any second? It’s become more frequent these holidays as I struggle to grasp the concept of cutting down my relaxation time/family time/friend time in light of...
Dec 17th
Improv Everywhere
I love these videos! the way people react in them is beyond hilarious! the I love lunch vid is defs my favourite, but the other are equally impressive. I wish I could experience something like this while I’m grocery shoppinf or doing some other equally boring activity. THAT WOULD MAKE MY DAY. and it has! hahaha ...
Dec 15th
Treasured Moments
The Christmas holidays have to be my ultimately favourite time of year. One of the reasons being that uber epical feeling of complete liberation from the chains of oppressive study (although this doesn’t apply completely these hols, unfortunately) But it’s also because of the amazing sense of family that is achieved during Summer break. Being Italian generally means that I have a...
Dec 15th
The tide breaks, you watch the stars fade.
artists I could listen to all day: Ingrid Michaelson Be Ok You and I The Way I Am Giving Up Morning Lullabies Far Away just some of my favourites (: Joshua Radin Friend Like You Brand New Day What If You I’d Rather Be With You Star Mile Someone Else’s Life Sky You got Growin’ up to do love love love all these (: My all time fav single songs: Everyone and...
Dec 14th
Strange Occurances
I never watch overly freaky movies. I never read scary tales at night (or during the day for that matter) and I try my hardest to not encounter any horror related genres. yet for the past two nights, I have infact been haunted. and I can’t work out whether it’s in reality or dreaming. and that makes it all the more terrifying. the first night, the scene from this half conscious...
Dec 14th
All I Believe In - The Magic Numbers
I may never ever find an answer I may never ever find the cure I may never risk another lover Oh, believe me I may never ever walk on water I may never ever walk away I may never get the chance to tell you Oh, believe me Oh my heart, I want you to be strong I need you to be all I believe in Oh my heart, I want you to be strong I need you to be all I believe in I may never wait to...
Dec 12th
The Castle
Wayne Kerrigan: How's Mum?
Dale Kerrigan: Good.
Wayne Kerrigan: How's Dad?
Dale Kerrigan: Good.
Wayne Kerrigan: How's Trace?
Dale Kerrigan: Good.
Wayne Kerrigan: How are you?
Dale Kerrigan: Good.
Wayne Kerrigan: How's Steve?
Dale Kerrigan: He's all right.
Wayne Kerrigan: Good.
Dale Kerrigan: [voice-over] We could just chat for hours.
Dec 10th
Dec 10th
Bonding
Last night was awesome. Me and my brother had one of those bonding sessions. we went to Harvey Norman to print our all our beloved memories over the 8 years we had Napeleon for. It was really fun (: hahaha and when we were leaving matt signals for us to go a different way..a supposed “short cut”. and then we ended up stranded on the top level car park, I almost died laughing. ...
Dec 10th
Dec 9th
The Unwanted Silence
it’s usually not this silent. but when you’re home alone, I guess that’s what is expected. But it’s strange not hearing Napoleon’s collar trail along the tiles. or the sound of him climbing through the screen door. Silence is nice but…right now I don’t want it It has also come to my attention that I am in desperate DESPERATE need of my itunes. MUST...
Dec 9th
“But ‘R’ is such a powerful letter. That’s why it’s called murder, not MUCKDUCK.”
– Dwight - The Office (via paperandvinyl)
Dec 8th
“DOG (Spelled Backward) When God had made the earth and sky, The flowers and...”
Dec 8th
Dec 7th
Napoleon
24/11/01 - 7/12/09 Today I lost him.8 years of love removed in just 8 days. The one word in my mind right now is surreal. I still expect to walk downstairs and see a white ball of fluff wagging with excitement, rolling over for a well deserved rub on the tummy. 8 days of watching him slowly die was the most painful experience of my life. It was more excruciating than if it was my pain....
Dec 7th
“The LORD is my Shepherd, I lack nothing. He makes me lie down in green pastures,...”
–  Psalm 23
Dec 6th
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Dec 4th
Possibility
so it’s a pretty dreary morning, but apparently the clouds are supposed to clear. go figure. I don’t know how I’ve survived these last few weeks without my ipod. no music is torture. ever since the trojan ate my itunes, I’ve been devoid of my favourite songs to make me smile and dance around like a raving fool. But no fear, I’ll reinstall next week some time. and...
Dec 4th
Dec 4th
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“Parkour!”
– The Office
Dec 3rd
The Office
Michael: How long have you known about the pregnancy? A week? A month? A year?
Jim: Michael, we only told our parents last week.
Michael: Did you pee on a stick?
Jim: I did. It was inconclusive.
Michael: You should've told me.
Pam: You're right. We should have realized that you are an equal part in this.
Dec 3rd